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It's alil drafty in here....

Are you guys ready for a draft? I sure as hell ain't.
Today a friend asked me if I heard it on the news and I said "No, I don't watch news, I tune it out". Anyway turns out the government (whom from this point on will be referred to as "The Man") is trying to push some bills thru that would make anyone, men and women ages 18-26 years old qualified to be drafted. But then again, I know what you're thinking, "Why should I (this means you) believe a girl that makes up stories about knowing the President?" Don't believe me, read this article on wbai.org (a non-partisan independent news source that isn't owned by any corporations) . http://www.wbai.org/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=1462&Itemid=2
So it turns out that this time around we can't get out of this draft like George Bush got out of the Vietnam War. They're taking women and students. Students are allowed to finish their current semester and seniors can finish out the year. Oh and moving to Canada is out of the question, because "The Man" has arrainged with Canada's "The Man" to send anyone looking to cross the border back home.

That's some f'ed up shit. Here are some things I would do to personally avoid going to war:
1. Stop taking birth control, cause they can't send preganant women to war. But then again, I'd have to take care of those little terrorists known as kids.
2. Get a high and cut off like 3 of my toes, so I can't run. Better make that a whole foot, after all thats how they kept Toby on the Plantation in "Roots".
3. Maybe I would just get high all the time, that way I won't be forced to operate heavy machinery.
4. I would move to Mexico, maybe I could help some of those sweatshop kids make sneakers.
5. (add your reason here).

Damn the 52% percent of y'all that voted Bush. Damn.




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