I'm awesome. See how it doesn't rain on me when I walk down the street in a storm? That's cause I sold my soul to the devil.
Here I am, 5 weeks post op. Still getting used to ...
I Got Served...
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Keish= Good. Quiche= Bad.
HO! HO! HO!!!
Progress.... This pic might be to raw for some of ...
Cheesue Saves! This was the funniest blog yet. And soy cheese is not a product of the devil, cheeseburgers are.
I'm sorry I cannot me a cheese disciple b/c I am in the wonderful land of Syracuse. Have a cheese sandwich on me. All praise to Cheesus!
From the Book of Gouda, Chapter 12, verses 23-27:
While the disciples were eating, Cheesus took bread, broke it, gave thanks, and said:
"Take this bread and eat it. This isn't my body, but a thin slice of my body goes great on this with some smoked turkey and a little mayo."
Later, Cheesus took the cup. Again He gave thanks, gave the cup to His disciples and said:
"This is plain old wine, but it goes GREAT with Me. What's everybody waiting for? Have a little taste. Come on. Not you, Judas."
Thank you Joe for spreading the word of Cheesus. I would like to point out one thing, Cheesus is woman. Just so there won't be any confusion between me and that Jesus guy... So,when you have a slice of me, it is a slice of my supple breasts.
Cheesus Loves Joe. Amen
i am now a fan of cheese. i would like to extend my cheese buds by tasting cheese that taste like breasts. or the other way around.
Oh my! That was too funny! Thanks for the laugh!
I do believe in cheesus! how I worship those golden mountains with delight. Cheesus give me thy precious gouda so that I can know the pleasures of worshiping you.
By 1:22 AM, at
I love pizzas with extra Cheesus h Christ
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