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Hollywood can't keep it real...

Let's talk about marriage....in Hollywood.
What is up with these people???

First of all, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston broke up, big deal..yea if you read the "Daily News" it is. They were on the front page for Christ's sake. Forget about teachers that rape students or the over exposed tsunami situation even...Jen and Brad have broken up! They have more money than I can make flashing my naked ass on the internet and I should care about them? I'm not gonna lie though, I thought they might make it but turns out he wanted a baby and she was too busy to be the baby oven. Lemme get this straight, Brad Pitt's biological clock is ticking? He should adopt some of those tsunami orphans, they can use a rich daddy right about now...

Lets move on, i'm ranting now. Star fuckin Jones and Ol' whats his name. Her wedding was tackier than the guy she married. Way overdone, too many (celebrity) bridesmaids; she probably didn't know them all personally she just called some famous guests that were on "The View". Many of her decorations and services weren't even purchased, she traded them for a shoutout on "The View". Tacky, tacky, tacky. Oh and she actually looks better when she's overweight and her husband after 6months of dating proposed to her. He's an opportunist! Good for him, unfortunatley for her he admitted to having relationships with men in the past. That shows how small her pool of prospective husbands was. I can almost guarantee that this marriage breaks up ala Liza Minelli beating up her husband David Gest.

I know this is old but I can't help myself: Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. They got their names tattoo'ed onto each other's ring finger. Idiots. Also I saw the sex video and her privates look like lasagna. Maybe he got tired of eating at the Olive Garden...

Let's get on JLo's ass (wouldn't you love to, lol) she a good wholesome girl, from "da streets"....hell no she's not. She's an engagment/wedding ring collector, she probably got more ice than Jacob the Jeweler. That whole Ben Affleck thing was crazy; how do you go on television...not just television- "DATELINE" and tell people how he did all that gay rose petal on the floor thing and gave u a ring bigger than your left ass check, then break up the next day? Honestly, America wasn't ready for them to happen, eventhough white people like her it was still interracial and thats why they gave it so much attention, because when she married Marc Anthony a fellow latin fireball, the media could care less.


Posted by TastyKeish at 3:34 AM
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4 Comments:

very humorous commentary. i think there's some talent there. you're going places. i don't know where but i hope it doesn't stop at the olive garden.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:13 AM  

Hey Keisha, the progress is coming along well! Hope it's all cleared up very soon! When your sense of smell is back online, you should check out Lancome's Miracle- it's beautiful!
I don't get the whole Hollywood Relationship thing either. Is it really that hard to be rich and happy? Were Jen's diamonds too heavy and Brad just wouldn't carry them for her?
I know, I'm bitter, twisted and extremely jealous!

By Blogger Ms Mac, at 5:32 AM  

I like your blog, and I wish you well, girlfriend!

You're up for a redesign at Blog Assassin, too! It'll take me a couple days to set you up, but once I do, I hope you like it. If so, I'll help you out setting it up and all that, too.

Blog Assassin
a.k.a. miyna

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:05 PM  

Hi cuz, It 's me T Every now and then I check your page. Yo you are straight up funny with your celebrity run down!!!!!!! Anyways I can see a great deal of change since I last saw you. It is really looking good. So stop complaining ok!!!!!! I think I am gonna sign up for one of these online journal things. Hopefully I will be able to update it as often...I tend to neglect things!!!!! Take care !

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:20 PM  

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