I'm awesome. See how it doesn't rain on me when I walk down the street in a storm? That's cause I sold my soul to the devil.
Extreme Makeover...Blog Edition
Here I am, 5 weeks post op. Still getting used to ...
I Got Served...
Methinks I have the Flu...
Hollywood can't keep it real...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Keish= Good. Quiche= Bad.
HO! HO! HO!!!
Thanks to the Porn Claus I was able to masturbate 3 days in a row. I cam, I saw, I conquered. Thanks to Keisha's Porno Plan-I'm the envy of all my friends-work it out-work it out-Thanks Porno Clause!
It is I!
Porno Claus' Right Hand Elf! Ok most of the time I am left handed but I like to switch every few minutes so I don;t get a cramp. Thanks to my job with Porno Claus I am able to have orgasms whenever, wherever, and however I like! Talk about a great benefits plan! Gotta love a boss who will pay for my Carpul Tunnel Syndrome after a few hard weeks!
while porno clause was spreading the good orgasm I was working hard making money. Also porno claus left yall with ice packs because I know there was a lot of sore hands that week. lol
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