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Snow= Touching Oneself...

Over on the Eastcoast we had a blizzard this weekend.

It was the type of the thing that makes you stay in and watch TV or go online. Most of the people I knew went online. And what I realized was that people LOVE, LOVE, LOVE,LOVE to masterbate. People kept coming online asking me where and how to get porn. I was like the porno expert, next thing you know i'm giving out tips on how to download the longest clips to maximize their masterbatory experience.

Now, if you know anything about the Keish, you know that I might have a lil stash hidden on my computer of probably every degenerate sex act known to man. Even if I don't like them. Well, except for gay sex, men just look like giant bears doing the nasty and i'm not into National Geographic. But anyway, by like 2pm all the way thru to the night, I was like Porno Claus; giving way the gift of group sex, anal, cumshots, black porn, white porn, etc. I felt good knowing that, at that moment many people were happy, and if they can sustain themselves from self orgasming, they would be happy for a loooooooooooooooong time (3-4 extra minutes tops).

I do it, cause thats the kind of person I am.

Merry "feeling yourself up",
Porno Claus

Posted by TastyKeish at 1:36 AM


Thanks to the Porn Claus I was able to masturbate 3 days in a row. I cam, I saw, I conquered. Thanks to Keisha's Porno Plan-I'm the envy of all my friends-work it out-work it out-Thanks Porno Clause!

By Blogger Dorian Chandler, at 1:35 AM  

Greetings all!

It is I!

Porno Claus' Right Hand Elf! Ok most of the time I am left handed but I like to switch every few minutes so I don;t get a cramp. Thanks to my job with Porno Claus I am able to have orgasms whenever, wherever, and however I like! Talk about a great benefits plan! Gotta love a boss who will pay for my Carpul Tunnel Syndrome after a few hard weeks!

By Blogger TheDevilishSaint, at 1:46 AM  

while porno clause was spreading the good orgasm I was working hard making money. Also porno claus left yall with ice packs because I know there was a lot of sore hands that week. lol


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