I'm awesome. See how it doesn't rain on me when I walk down the street in a storm? That's cause I sold my soul to the devil.
Dream, Dream, Dream....
These people are dead...
What is Wrong with this Picture?
Greetings from the Sunshine State...
Snow= Touching Oneself...
Extreme Makeover...Blog Edition
now that i know about the breast cancer thing... my wife is on a new diet. effective immediately.
You know, I've always been a HUGE fan of the blowjob (I am a guy, after all)... but this is easily the first time I've ever heard or read the word "phallatiate" in a sentence. Kudos, even if it was spelled wrong.
Ya know...this post just sets the mind in motion. Simple yet creative and naughty enough to drive you crazy.
Thanks for the info Mace, we're both wrong...The word is fellate (an even weirder spelling).
fel·late Audio pronunciation of "fellate" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (f-lt)
v. fel·lat·ed, fel·lat·ing, fel·lates
To perform fellatio on.
To engage in fellatio.
I think Chris Rock said it best:
"When you get married you never get blow jobs! None! Oh there is fellatio! But never blow jobs! Ladies! When you get married you can forget about him ever licking your pussy again! I don't mean for ever! He just won't give it the full treatment anymore. Expect one coat then he is done!"
This isn't an exact quote but you can see it on the HBO standup shows he has done.
Wow that was crazy. Now that I know about that I will tell woman who give me head to swollow to save there breast. and if they don't believe me then I will refer them to the article and to your page.
By 1:23 PM, at
Hmmmmmmm this sounds like an email that i sent out recently! Hate to break the news to all you dick suckers and semen swallowers, but the articles a fake! CNN was just added to the end of the www address to provide authenticity! The actual site is just whatsupwithmen.com so don't believe it i just sent it out to get more play from my gf! And for the record she doesn't do oral sex at all! But it's ok cuz she loves me and that's all that matters hehe. We're good Christians.
Your azn bro
By 9:43 AM, at
you sound bitter bro, that's probably from not getting that oral sex.
P.S. your gf doesn't love you, she's just lazy like me. LOL. You know it's all love bro. Peace
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