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Waking Nightmare...

You know about Cheesus, you know about Porno Claus, but I had another vision.

That of the Chocolate Cupcake. It came to me in a dream where I had a mountain of snack foods
in my living room and like the greedy bastard I am, I was working hard to horde them in my closet before my parents came home.
My issue was not being able to wait and just devouring the candies and snacks I had never had before reaching my room. It was at that moment I bit into a chocolate cupcake covered with chocolate icing and... LIME FILLING!!!
DO YOU HEAR ME? LIME FILLING DAMMIT!
I never heard of such a choco-citrus combo, and here it was squirting into my mouth, coating, my teeth, and loving every passing second. And as luck would have it, that's when my parents came home and I made one last dash for the bedroom closet with my goddies. This is the part of the dream where my mom would find me slumped in the closet with a combination of spit and drool going down my chin and my hands in my pants celebrating Chocolate Cupcake with LIME filling ecstacy.

And then I woke up. Woke up in a cruel world where there are only regular chocolate cupcakes with that sorry ass twinkie filling. Now I have nothing to live for.


Posted by TastyKeish at 1:59 PM
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5 Comments:

I was having to many visuals of you in the closet with the lime filling cupcake.
I'm thrilled to have stumbled upon your blog.
Thanks for the laughs

By Blogger Alekx, at 5:52 PM  

actually, i would love to hear about cheesus and porno clause...

By Blogger mcgibfried, at 11:47 PM  

Please see the Snow= Touching oneself blog and the Cheesus Lives blog, both can be found in the January 2005 archives. I was feeling particularly punchy that month !

By Blogger TastyKeish, at 11:57 PM  

praise cheesus!

By Blogger mcgibfried, at 12:00 AM  

I think I found your blog via MCG... I'm not sure, it all kind of runs together after a while.

Congratulations on getting your degree by the age of 23. It only took me about 7 or 8 years to get mine! I'm a speech-language therapist, and it was with interest I noted your posts about the surgery. Hope that is going well!

You're welcome at my site, come by sometime.

By Blogger Snave, at 3:08 PM  

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