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Separate the colored from the whites...

Judging from my most recent foray into the world of doing laundry at a publilc facility, I can honestly say "I'm a dirty girl." I wish i meant it in a sexy way (which I do, after sundown on the weekends) but no, I really am a dirty girl. I waited to do my laundry until the last t-shirt was fully and sufficiently soiled to the point where I almost wore a bikini bottom to work.

Something had to be done. I went to the laundromat right after work. One might ask: "Keisha, don't you live in house with a washer and dryer?"

I would say: "Don't you know we're ghetto at my house and once something stops working, It stops working forever. Also, the fact that my retarded brother used to wash one shirt at a time, which made my dad ban him and start watching us put an acceptable amount of laundry in the washer".

On my wash-n-dry fest, I noticed something. Your laundry says something about who you are. Or who people percieve you to be. Apparently, my laundry says i'm an un fashionable male with kids. As I write this, I can honestly say, I have NOT grown a penis, some facial hair yes. Penis no. So when i'm folding one of 500 hundred tshirts, one should know they are some I've "borrowed" from ex's or my brothers, about 250 I've confiscated from my current bf, since he will wear a purple shirt with orange and green designs out in public. I can't have that happen and they have been happily converted to pajamas. Also I have really long arms and I don't bother wearing real shirts unless I have to. God plays this game with me, it goes: long arms+long legs+short torso+ braces= No America's Next Top Model for Keish!
But I got nice boobs, "So, HA God, HA".

Nowadays, when I get my laundry done, every now and then I get checked out (didn't I just say I had nice boobs?). But as soon as I start folding the twin sized sheet with the footballs or Elmo, it's automatically assumed that I have kids and Mr. Clean runs the other way. I don't have kids, but I got kids sheets. why let good sheets goto waste, i'll use them if nobody in the house will, Oh and i'm the only one in the house with a twin bed...which makes sex quite uncomfortable.


From the title, you thought this was gonna be some weird hate letter didn't you? Sick F-ck.


Posted by TastyKeish at 4:32 PM
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4 Comments:

Yep! Ya got the nice boobs! God must've been smoking something to not realize he gave you them. Oh well! Men will enjoy your boobs for years and God will sit there wondering how he could've made George W Bush.

By Blogger TheDevilishSaint, at 9:51 AM  

Well look at it this way ... at least if you're "Miss Dirty" no one will be checking u out like that .. that is a good thing rite?

i don't think bumping n grinding w/ random men at the casinos is too safe.

i don't lie about my age, but u no how when you're 14 u tell ppl you're 14 and a 1/2 now i just say the age w/o the half.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:59 PM  

Hey Buzzkill (Anonymous),
being checked out is good unless I'm some Chewbaka freak like you.
Bumping and grinding, is fine as long as they buy you drinks!
And boohoo you don't lie about your age cuz you probably are 14 and a half.
Next time post a name, i respect people that do. One more thing, get a sense of humor...take it easy!

By Blogger TastyKeish, at 10:23 PM  

i guess...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:39 AM  

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